Genetic Engineering Geek Pillows

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

"Mom, was I thoroughly vetted before I was born?"

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'This is where I grow my prize-winning boobs and bums...'

PICK YOUR OWN

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I've been genetically modified!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Jerk Gene

GM Crops Genie.

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.