Genetic Engineers Pillows

The World's First Genetically Engineered Human Hits Adolescence

"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."

'Gentlemen, we have invented a better mouse trap,' - 'Gentlemouses, we have invented a better mouse,'

"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."

"Lab-grown?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'I demand a DNA test.'

Catasaurus

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'