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The World's First Genetically Engineered Human Hits Adolescence

"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."

"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."

'Gentlemen, we have invented a better mouse trap,' - 'Gentlemouses, we have invented a better mouse,'

"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."

"Lab-grown?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A day at the transgenic races

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

Catasaurus

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."