Genetic Engineering Geek T-Shirts

"Mom, was I thoroughly vetted before I was born?"

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

'This is where I grow my prize-winning boobs and bums...'

PICK YOUR OWN

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Jerk Gene

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

GM Crops Genie.

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab