Genetic Code Geek T-Shirts

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

DNA Analysis.

Gene Therapy

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Protoplasm

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

DNA Xmas.

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

An inbred poodle.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Single-cellphones...

Genetic Manipulation

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'