Genetic Modification Geek T-Shirts

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

A day at the transgenic races

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

Recombinant DNA

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

DNA Analysis.

Gene Therapy

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Protoplasm

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Jerk Gene

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

DNA Xmas.

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."