Genetic Modification Geek Gifts

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

A day at the transgenic races

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

Recombinant DNA

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I've been genetically modified!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

DNA Analysis.

Gene Therapy

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Protoplasm

Genetic Fingerprinting.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Jerk Gene

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'He's got your tattoos.'