Genetic Modification Fanatic Gifts

'Virus enlarged by genetic engineering are no longer a threat to be ingested or inhaled!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

A day at the transgenic races

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

'Happy New Ear!'

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'More or less?'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Now do you believe me?"

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'The stand-up geneticist'

Scientist with test tube.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."