Genetic Modification Fanatic Gifts

'Virus enlarged by genetic engineering are no longer a threat to be ingested or inhaled!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

A day at the transgenic races

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

'Happy New Ear!'

"Now do you believe me?"

Scientist with test tube.

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'More or less?'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'