Fermentation Fanatic Gifts

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Yo, Gert! What are making with that yak milk?

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Four years, for a wine degree, from UC Davis...for this.'

'Talk about wild yeast!'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

Home Wine-Making Kit...

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Super Dog'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I'm working from home today."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Super hero dog.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'So this is goodbye then!'

The last song before the party exploded.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).