Formulation Fanatic Gifts

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'But I digress...'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I need to tinkle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Needs salt!'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Harsh Mellows.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Simply put.'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'