Form Fanatic Gifts

How was your confusion experience?

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Outside the Department of red tape, there are three files containing short forms, long forms and chloroform.

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."

Al's Small Biz: 'Help wanted...someone to fill out government forms'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

'I'd like the short form instead.'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Ok guys, Let's fill in some forms,"

'Well, there should be someplace on the form where a person can explain why he's withholding some of his taxes to protest something.'

If you're concerned about the amount of paperwork you have to do then fill out a C-435d complaints about paperwork form and I'll have a look at it!

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

'Sir, the coffee request form you requested is now three, federal, state and local;'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'But I digress...'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Simply put.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Have you been working out?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'