Form Aficionados Gifts

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Sinead?!"

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

'Sir, the coffee request form you requested is now three, federal, state and local;'

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

Mathematicians' put down.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the formula quite clearly states ... '

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3's had been filled out?"

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

New Milks

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

"Ok guys, Let's fill in some forms,"