Formation Fanatic Gifts

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'We like 4-4-2.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Signing the declaration of independence.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Ray Davies

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Futuristic Teenagers.

Ozzy Osbourne

Sales

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

A 60's pop group

Imagine Dragons

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Angus McKinnon Young

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."