Foundation Fanatic Gifts

"Here's to the greatest goddam foundation in the history of foundations—the MacArthur Foundation, or whatever the hell it's called!"

'Foundations, what's wrong with the foundations?.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Friday

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

'I like the frame.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

A Friend in Need.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"