Funding Fanatic Gifts

'It says, the board HAS agreed to allocate those extra funds you requested.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'You've got to hand it to Mandelbart -- He got a Nobel Prize for writing grant applications.'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

Scientific Research: '...First principle of science, Danae...Get the funding secured before you conduct the research.'

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

"We're going to have to be very careful deciding which parts of the voluntary sector to fund."

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

"Although I lost the election, I raised a lot more money than my opponent, so if you ever need someone to do your fund-raising..."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Jack of all trades

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"#Win!"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

World Economic Crisis.