Forge Fanatic Gifts

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Watching the furnace fire

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'm working from home today."

Sunbathers.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Boy and his dog

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I like the frame.'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'He took a fetching class.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Good dog!'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.