Metal Fanatic Gifts

"Dude! That t-shirt is so you."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

At the rock concert...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Punk Reindeer

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Steve Howe.

"Check out this new store."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Volcaniax

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Robbie Williams

Ray Davies

The Little Drummer Boy.

Ozzy Osbourne

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Gangsta wrap.

'I'm with the band.'

A 60's pop group

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Robert Burns

Angus McKinnon Young

Joe Perry.

Imagine Dragons

Guitar.

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Look, Dad - A punker!'