Metal Lover Gifts

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Concerto for Two Horns

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

New Mall

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Patient listening to music

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Metal Defective.

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"