Metal Lover Gifts

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Paul McCartney

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Concerto for Two Horns

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

Wilko Johnson

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

New Mall

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Patient listening to music

Metal Defective.

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

Classic Rock for the Older Generation