Metals Enthusiast Gifts

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Pesos!

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

Bris

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'