Metals Enthusiast Mugs

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Brain Bomb Detector

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"Upper or lower body workout?"

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

Pesos!

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Bris

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

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