Metal Enthusiast Mugs

"Please remove shoes, jackets, anything metal."

Commodities Exchanges. Metals. Tin Items or Less.

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

Small crowd

Metal Defective.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Tina Turner

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Ozzy Osbourne

Rod Stewart

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Robert Johnson.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

Santa Metal Claus

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'