Heavy Metal Enthusiast Mugs

'The only pacemaker covered by your health insurance is this MP3 player with heavy metal music.'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"Isn't it time you gave up being a heavy metal fan and lightened up, sire?!"

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Tina Turner

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Johnny Winter.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Rock On

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Existential Risk

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Electrolyte Orchestra.

A rock guitarist singing