Heavy Metal Fan Mugs

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!

A Heavy Metal Musician.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'A simple howl at the moon will do, Ralph'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Existential Risk

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

A 1950's Barber Shop

Monster Realtor

Halloween sculptor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.