Metalwork Fan Mugs

Steel fabricator

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Factominiums."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

The King's New Robes.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I told you she'd had some work done."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

Japan-Reconstruction

Headbanging Woodpecker.

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

Doughnut Bakery