Metalwork Fan Gifts

Steel fabricator

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Factominiums."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

The King's New Robes.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

Japan-Reconstruction

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Headbanging Woodpecker.

"That was really deep, but it's also the lyrics to a Zeppelin tune."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

Doughnut Bakery

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."