Heavy Metal Fan Gifts

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!

A Heavy Metal Musician.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'A simple howl at the moon will do, Ralph'

"That was really deep, but it's also the lyrics to a Zeppelin tune."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Jimi Hendrix.

Zombie pet tricks.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Existential Risk

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop