Death Metal Fan Gifts

Existential Risk

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

Ghosts from around the world.

Vampire Umbrella

"Meow...."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

"I feel like I'm persecting."