Woodworking Fan Gifts

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Gift Ideas #13

Types of Wood

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Tree house.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Our coach telecommutes.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I miss my water bed.'