Construction Fan Gifts

'Any bones you find are mine.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

"Yes, he does make a lot of mess, but he is a big tipper!"

'Still having problems finding day care?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Scientists building a tower

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Moses and the bridge.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Ancient taxi

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Crazy paving company.

Inflatable car

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Ecological electricity

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."