Renovation Fan Gifts

'Love your renovations.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 3

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"I know your sad it's being pulled down son."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"You've changed."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Folding Container.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"