Rejuvenation Fan Gifts

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Hot Pie Therapy

The Da Vinci Cod

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

You're my Venus

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'