Relaxation Fan Gifts

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

DIY marriage counseling.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Biliard Enthusiast

'Have you been working out?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Businessman needs a cuddle.

Siesta-time

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."