Relaxed Yoga Fan Gifts

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Romantic Giraffes

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Hot Pie Therapy

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Biliard Enthusiast

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Thai boxing for beginners.

Snowperson Yoga

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Health Club: For Regular People

'I can't believe I'm going to such lengths to change my width!'

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

Celebrity Yoga.

I start teaching summer school next week...

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

'Lovely Sunset.'

101 uses of a dead cat: head rest.