Relaxed Yoga Fan T-Shirts

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Romantic Giraffes

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Biliard Enthusiast

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Thai boxing for beginners.

Snowperson Yoga

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

Health Club: For Regular People

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

'I can't believe I'm going to such lengths to change my width!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Celebrity Yoga.

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

I start teaching summer school next week...

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

101 uses of a dead cat: head rest.

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

'Lovely Sunset.'