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"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"My feet are cold."

Biliard Enthusiast

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'Have you been working out?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

cool seagull plays electric piano

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

'Drunk'

Mr. Clean Enough

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

Admiral Lord Nelson practiced mindfulness techniques daily to reduce his stress levels. He found an hour of 'naval gazing' worked wonders.

Pot Needles

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

"Does the Chamber of Commerce know about this?"

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."