Relaxed Vibe Fan Mugs

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Hot Pie Therapy

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"My feet are cold."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Have you been working out?'

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

cool seagull plays electric piano

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

Mr. Clean Enough

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

'Drunk'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Admiral Lord Nelson practiced mindfulness techniques daily to reduce his stress levels. He found an hour of 'naval gazing' worked wonders.

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

Pot Needles

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

Bob Dylan

"Does the Chamber of Commerce know about this?"

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

"Dave? I have big news. I hope you're in the lotus position."