Vintage Vibes Fan Mugs

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Bob Dylan

"When I was young, we did puzzles instead of going to the movies."

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Does the Chamber of Commerce know about this?"

Louis Armstrong

The height of fashion in 1796

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Best before 65 million BC.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Swing dancers.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The Old Time Television Channel

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Adult Barbershop

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Old Book Smell

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"