Relaxed Vibes Lover Mugs

You gotta watch out for his brother, but Vlad the Inhaler's pretty chill.

Bookworm Sleepover

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"My feet are cold."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Starfish doing the wave.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Elvis fans

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Drunk'

Tax haven.

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Superman takes a vacation.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Holiday,

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Friday

A King 'Off Duty'.

"I thought we agreed no work this holiday."

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'