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Sloth Crossing

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

George Michael

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Drunk'

"I'm beached body ready."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Penguin wearing Slippers

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

Christmas Birds on the Branch

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'