Retro Relaxation Fan Gifts

Pre-Television Man Caves

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Biliard Enthusiast

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Connecting to the Cloud.

"It's for you."

Early Treadmills,

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"