Retro Therapy Fan Gifts

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Pre-Television Man Caves

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

DIY marriage counseling.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Jeremy Clarkson.

Biliard Enthusiast

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'