Retro Therapy Fan Gifts

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

DIY marriage counseling.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."