Art Therapy Fan Gifts

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Cubism Model

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"