Art Therapy Fan Gifts

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

DIY marriage counseling.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Cubism Model

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"