Quirky Therapy Fan Gifts

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

DIY marriage counseling.

Old-fashioned computer

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Krazy straw"

Therapy for the cow dependent

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Men and Women's changing rooms

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'