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'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

Old-fashioned computer

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Krazy straw"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."