Therapy Animal Fan Gifts

"You may find your therapy parrot soothing, but others don't!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

DIY marriage counseling.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"