Outdoor Therapy Fan Gifts

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Swinging

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

Man practising the violin.

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Krazy straw"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

Therapy for the cow dependent

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."