Outdoor Retreat Fan Gifts

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Swinging

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Life's a Bench.

ATM withdrawal

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Siesta-time

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts