Rustic Retreat Fan Gifts

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Draw!

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Biliard Enthusiast

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

St Bernard Toilet Holder

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'