Rustic Living Fan Gifts

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Fuel Carrier

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I said shag carpeting.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

House Hunters of the Old West

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

'See what I mean, Martha? There's just no respect anymore.'

Field of Beans.

Dog Outhouse

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

No, I told you, only take rocks from the checking pile, not from the savings pile.

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

" ... and here's the Piece de Resistance, your own wine cellar. Of course, it's a cave dwelling, so it's also your bathroom, kitchen, bedroom ..."

Nudist At Home

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'