Lighthearted Living Fan Gifts

Field of Beans.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Starvation Watching

Kobe Bryant

We never roam anymore.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Either Bob lost weight or you jammed too much helium into those balloons."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

Snail Peephole

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

Fuel Carrier

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

No, I told you, only take rocks from the checking pile, not from the savings pile.

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

" ... and here's the Piece de Resistance, your own wine cellar. Of course, it's a cave dwelling, so it's also your bathroom, kitchen, bedroom ..."

Nudist At Home