Minimalist Living Fan Gifts

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"I like to think it as my pied-a-terre."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Either Bob lost weight or you jammed too much helium into those balloons."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

'No photographs!'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Ants carrying book on Feng Shui.

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

No, I told you, only take rocks from the checking pile, not from the savings pile.

Field of Beans.

Fuel Carrier

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

Nudist At Home

" ... and here's the Piece de Resistance, your own wine cellar. Of course, it's a cave dwelling, so it's also your bathroom, kitchen, bedroom ..."